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Judging Over-sharers

Yes we all love to post what is happening, what we saw, what we like and what we thinking online but to what extent should you share? Truth is I try to mind my own business until some pseudos’ go all over on their timeline posting everything. At times they suck at it and I feel like judging them. Luvvie Ajayi author of I’m Judging You however, simplified my judging and here you can categorize thyself. Like always, am no holier so after am done judging you can as well judge back. NB//First sentence to where the full stop ends is Luvvie’s. Rest, I rest my case.

Mundane Over-sharer

They pass every minute details of things that make up their day. You can chart their day and tell where they are, where they will go next etcetera. If I want to kidnap you I can do that all thanks to your so many updates. I don’t want to know where you at, where you frequent visit, what you up-to every single minute. Methinks you still a baby who has to detail their every action to their uptight parent. Please spare me!

Relationship Over-sharer

This will make you think that you aren’t loved. You know their boo, how the relationship saw its start and end, how they made up, how their statuses changed from every choice given, how bae surprised them and all that romance gateway. Methinks they are my soap opera where I keep going like awwwww, oooh no and always keeping tabs for the next action. Let your private life be private.

Everything Sucks Over-sharer

Nothing is ever going well and you really do start to wonder what life has against them. They can actually convert you to a pessimist without you realizing. Kindly stop with the negative, we all want positive vibes ONLY! That is why am always logging in to my accounts for some optimistic side of things. Don’t kill my vibe.

The New Parent Over-sharer

They share every single milestone of their babies since they are new moms/ dads and cannot contain the excitement. Awwww babies are so cute and adorable. They make our hearts melt and steal every glance. However, we like to show off every thingy they do, open accounts for them (it’s good for business as I have come to fathom) but hey let the kids have their moments. They don’t know how trending they are till when old enough and might look back and judge you for it. (What if they don’t make it and look back to how famous they were-am just saying. God forbid). According to my thinking, only cute babies are posted (no baby is ugly actually) but when they turn to some toad hope you shall keep us posted too. For growth’s sake.

The Work Over-sharer

Person who must tell their social media friends every single thing about their workday and their business dealings. Hmmmm some of us work in large companies, make deals every single day, always traveling to represent and we don’t cause mayhem on social media. We don’t let that unemployed fellow outchea feel that life is mean to them. You know why? Because REAL Gs move in silence.

The Bodily Fluids Over-share

They love to talk about the details of their every bodily excretion. If you fart, poop, urinate or defecate whatever shit is coming out of you, we do not want to know about it. Neither do we want to know the process nor the smell.  Keep that between your body and the toilet. PERIOD!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted in friendship, humour, inspiration, my library, personalgrowth, reading

Judging Friendship

Friendship is ought to cherish the highs and lows of life in that we become each other’s rides or dies and I can rock Prada suit as I push a Cadillac truck with y’all on the back- you feel me! (Hehe excuse my gangster right there but The Lox banged it back then). However, there are those that bring shenanigans to the table that make me go like how the hell did we end up as buddies. These are the types I’m judging as I came across them well judged by Luvvie Ajayi in her book I’m Judging You-The Do Better Manual

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So, let me unleash the dragon, here I come…. NB//First sentence to where the full stop ends is Luvvie’s. Rest, I rest my case.

  1. The Flake

You live in the same city as them but you only see them once a year because their superpower is that they will find a way to flake out of any and every event. They love making plans but before the D-day they will come up with an excuse as to why they can’t make it. I have an angle of them here who get the heebie-jeebies in coming up with the plan, implement but executing we know them to well.

  1. The Surface

That mysterious friend who we’ve known for years. You don’t know them beyond the surface level because they are guarded with everything. To make the long story long, you do not know what they do, what they up to, where they live. Nada. If you call yourself my pal yet I don’t know a hoot about your lifeline we better nullify the friendship agreement.

  1. The Competitor

Person who feels like their life is in direct competition with others and any win for someone else means they must tramp it. Their prowess is being able to make any good news you have into something about them and you realize they don’t wish you well.  If am conquering deals and getting promos you better be dining and wining the efforts than trying to prove you can do it better to prove my win is no good. STAPH!

  1. The Adventurer

They push us out of our comfort zones by living on the edge and sometimes it gets too much sauce by acting like rock stars but without fame and money. Boo-thang I love your boogie ass but no way am gonna kill myself breaking earthly laws that might land us to major drama. Chill pills please but I gotta envy you though!

  1. The Frenemy

They’ve made it in their job and their life’s vision is to use you or someone else in your group as a verbal punching bag. They throw so much shade you have to use your flashlight app when you’re around them. Yes, you, stop scaring the bejesus outta everyone by using whatever bragging rights you got to make others look meek. Sit down, be humble!

  1. The SOS

In bad times you their BFFs but when in good times you only find out about their lives via social media. Like they only around when they are in need. I know yours truly got a comfy shoulder to lean on that lets you overstay but roger this, am not your dumping ground for life’s problems neither am I a therapist. Carry some benedictions at times.

  1. The Enabler

Friends should tell us tough truths and help correct things we do that aren’t on point. Those that never challenge you and cheer every single thing you do aren’t loyal. Do not be a cheerleader in my life. If my hair style, clothes, make up don’t rhyme don’t let me walk around looking like a scarecrow. Also, when we go shopping can you stop telling me how everything looks good on me. Am not opening a store! Moreover, when I put the lazy armor and all I do is wrong can you do the spot on check right away? Are you done? No. One more thing, what are friends for if we ain’t making future plans like investing and building empires side by side? C’mon!

  1. The Holy Roller

There is nothing wrong with taking pride in your spiritual beliefs but some of you take it overboard and make it hard to talk about. When I need a girl chat like how am slithering the city like a snake with guys, to my binge drinking or whatever gossip girls’ talk can you stop sanctifying everything. Do away with the preaching at times. Amen? AMEN!

  1. The Lannister

You feel obligated to remain friends with them because of history. However, you can’t trust them since they have done things in the past to others around you. I feel like these are those that snitch to cause mayhem, sleep around with your friends lovers, back stab you when you aren’t around, keep on apologizing but for who? I will let you thrive since they say keep your friends close and friends closer.

 

 

Posted in book review, love, my library, personalgrowth, reading

After You

After the death of Will, Lou finds it hard to adjust and while ranting out to the skies she falls off from her building making her almost paralyzed. What disappoints me is that i expected her to have enrolled in uni, invested her money or done something with the will left but she starts off at an airport bar cleaning toilets and serving freaky passengers with booze. Her family seems to be a-okay apart from her father who blames Treena for making her mother change to a feminist who thinks she has to make amends in her life before aging gracefully. Paramedic Sam the save-me- captain who took her to the hospital becomes her lover and although the past haunts she still finds love in him. She joins the Moving On Circle a healing group where surreal experiences are shared out and in fact makes friends out of it.

The interesting twist of the book is when Lily-Will’s unknown daughter shows up. Her existence comes about from a college fling Will had with her mother but been the naughty -stubborn teen her parents cannot tolerate her, she thinks the world hates her until she discovers her real papa is dead. To retrace her steps and know her other family Lou becomes entangled in a relationship she has to see put for the sake of Will even if it means foregoing her new New York job. She must save Lily from a past that belittles her (a binge drinking gone wrong, blow job shit happens, video blackmail of the act, money to shut off the nigga, theft to keep up with the torture, captain blackmail-stepdad’s buddy saves her in return of sex…oooh boy). More so, Lou must bring together the separated Will’s family where Mr.T married the redhead, are blessed with a baby girl, Mrs. T life scrambled but all the pains are replaced with joy when Lily comes into their life. Did i forget we almost lost Sam! A life saving mission gone wrong at the hands of drug barons and he almost died (i sweatergawd if he had died i would never read another Moyes book like do all her lovers have to die?)

This series of a book ends with Lou going to New York so can’t wait to see what happens next. Does she live, push herself  and finally settles?

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What I Know For Sure

In just a day I concluded this awesome book by the one and only Oprah. She lets a reader through her life but take note this is no memoir but aligning her life to some things she knows in a most captivating eye opener mode. She fuses in joy, power, connection, possibility, gratitude, awe, clarity and resilience to compile one short motivational book.  And from that, this is

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What Eva knows for sure
  • Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and step out and dance-to live free of regret and filled as much joy, fun and laughter as you can stand.
  • Pleasure is energy reciprocated. What you put out comes back. Your base level of pleasure is determined by how you view your whole life.
  • Life is full of delightful treasures. If we take a moment to appreciate them, these moments are powerful. They can be your recharge, your breathing space, your chance to reconnect with you.
  • A meal that brings you real joy will do you more good in the long and short term than a lot of filler food.
  • I don’t want to live a shutdown life-desensitized to feeling and seeing. I want every day to be a fresh start on expanding what is possible.
  • Reading opens you up. It exposes you and gives you access to anything your mind can hold.
  • Healing the wounds of the past is one of the biggest and most worthwhile challenges of life. It’s important to know when and how you are programmed, so you can change the program. And doing so is your responsible, no one’s else.
  • When you have nothing to be ashamed of, when you know who you are and what you stand for, you stand in wisdom.
  • Lack of intimacy is not distance from someone else; it is disregard for yourself.
  • Life is better when you share it. It even gets sweeter when you expand the circle.
  • Pets represent our lives: a connection to caring that’s unconditional. And reciprocal.
  • Appreciating whatever comes up for you in life changes your whole world. You radiate and generate more goodness for yourself when you’re aware of all you have and not focusing on your have-nots. If you make time for a little gratitude every day, you’ll be amazed by the results.
  • Whatever you fear most has no power-its fear that has the power. The thing itself cannot touch you but your fear can rob you of your life. Each time you give in to it, you lose strength, while your fear gains it. That’s why you must decide that no matter how difficult the path ahead seems, you will push past your anxiety and keep on stepping.
  • If you can get paid for doing what you love, every paycheck is a bonus. Give yourself the bonus of a lifetime: pursue your passion. Discover what you love. Then do it.
  • The big miracles we’re waiting on are happening right in front of us, at every moment, with every breath. Open your eyes and hear and you will begin to see them.
  • Having the best things is no substitute for having the best life. When you can let go of the desire to acquire, you know you are really on your way.
  • Always do your best. That is the most fulfilling path to personal freedom
Posted in African literature, book review, humour, my library, personalgrowth, reading

We need New Names

“Look at them leaving in droves, the children of the land, just look at them leaving in droves. Those with nothing are crossing borders. Those with strength are crossing borders. Those with ambitions are crossing borders. Those with hopes are crossing borders. Those with loss are crossing borders.  Those in pain are crossing borders…”

The characters, the names oooh my . Who comes up with such names? Bastard (naughtiest of all), Sbho, Stina, Godknows (always asking ques), Chipo (if you in my country this is fries/ female got laid and in the book she got laid by her grandfather?!), Mother of Love, Mother of Bones, Prophet Revelations Bitchington Mborro, Bonfree…man i could go on with the names but someone take me back. Take me back yas-yass-yaaasss. I think i need to see more creativity of names in the books i read next. Any who, Darling the main chic used to live a normal life where food, clothes, luxuries were not an issue until all that went away and her family relocated to the shacks. Her father ran to South Africa since tough economic times in Zimbabwe needed one to man up only for him to come back with AIDS! Life at the tins was not bad at all as tree climbing and stealing of guavas survived her and her pals. The gifts they got from the NGO peeps made them even more happier. And then all that changed for cabbage ears as her aunt took her in, in America and adjusting was not easy but she managed although missed her home terribly.
What happened on the last chapter of the book is that i lost concentration dance. I got bored by the ending (a jealous Chipo blaming D from running away from home, D reminiscing or did i miss something in between?) and just winded it for the sake of winding it. However, what captivated me the most is that Bulawayo deviated from the norm. The norm where authors come up with sweet names, the ideology where one leaves for the States and all this racism occurs;didn’t dwell on that just a sneak peak. The belief that living in shacks is hell nope-gif but the life these buddies had i would die for-Paradise is where the fun is. The humor, way of expression i mean you have to read it to know what am talking about. But all this misery boiled down to: poor governance, inflation, dictatorship, corruption, colonialism and a cry for change.

“……they flee their own wretched land so their hunger may be pacified in foreign lands, their tears wiped away in strange lands, the wounds of their despair bandaged in faraway lands, their blistered prayers muttered in the darkness of queer lands…”